I know this fellow over in England. He’s a complete bastard. Almost as much as I am. His name is Spike. Do you like brief sentences? I like them. Spike has a blog. See blog run. Run blog, run.

Sorry about that, I haven’t been myself since I quit smoking. Anyway, Spike’s blog is called What Spike Likes and it contains meditations on everything from Vampire Weekend to the Hiroki Yamaguchi 2004 masterpiece”Hellevator”. I wish he’d refrain from other content, since the internet needs a good blog that is exclusively about Vampire Weekend and Hellevator, but I wish a lot of things, none of them ever ever come true. Pity.

Anyway, check his shit out because despite being an absolute cunt the brother can write, and he knows shit. And there ain’t nothing wrong with a brother sharing shit with his fellow brothers. Even if he’s white.

I’d like to conclude with my favorite knock-knock joke:

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Holy shit.
Holy shit who?
Holy shit, this Sesame Street parody of Twin Peaks is one of the fucking greatest things ever.